i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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