when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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