the day after is always just damage control
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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