I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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