I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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