i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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