i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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