Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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