you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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