woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
dude. I can hear the air.
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