why didn't you poke me back
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
