so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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