and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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