i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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