Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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