it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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