Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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