i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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