would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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