just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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