belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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