U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Couch. On fire.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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