There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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