Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it's great music for shaving your balls
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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