Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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