Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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