New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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