Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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