If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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