That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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