i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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