i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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