dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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