you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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