so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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