The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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