Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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