May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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