my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
