It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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