I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i will never coherently bang her
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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