i can't believe i had my finger in that
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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