We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize
