I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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