i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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