I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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