Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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