who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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