honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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