and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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