So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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