Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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