you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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