Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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