I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
