that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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