The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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