My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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