Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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